I don’t know where you’re going, or when you’re coming home…

Oh wait I do, guess what guys

And then Satan said ‘Let there be Bananas’

Give us today our daily randomness.
Forgive us for not giving hugs,
as we forgive those who do not hug us.
Lead us not to the cookie jar,
but deliver us from evil (Drifty).

Drama in dresses

We aren’t really all that little anymore and we’re constantly being reminded, right now the reminder is the size-too-small heals on my feet. I’m wearing them in for formal, so that’s what I’m going to talk about; Formal.

I haven’t been looking forward to formal for very long, it was last week actually, it was a rainy Sluberday afternoon and I was watching T.V. Then Drifty called; she was trying on formal dresses, we ended up webcaming and then somehow her and her Mum ended up over at my house trying on dresses.

Two days later Sammi and Drifty were over at my house and Sammi and I were towering over Drifty in our 4 inch heals.

The idea of getting dressed up in dresses and wearing heals is still a little foreign, but hey, at least we don’t have to wear a suit right?

The formal has been organized for the 16th which is only 26 days off, I’m not all that excited yet though. I personally believe that the preparation for such an event may be more torture than it’s worth, shopping can leave you really exhausted and perhaps vulnerable to a pigeon attack.

Drifty is in the green, Sammi is in the pink and I am in the blue, and in case you can’t tell those are pigeons on the last picture. I call this comic “Shopping with Sammi”

Cyas

Ba-no-no

Why you shouldn’t eat bananas

Today is Thursday and I have been unable to hug Sam as she ate a banana for breakfast. No one but myself seams to understand my caution of these horrible fruits, my obsession has a few sources, I’ll start with the first one.

Imagine your happily sitting on your desk at school, your talking to your friends and your pretty content, your next class is P.D which is Personal development, P.D is really just a dud subject like Enterprise or Chinese.

Dud subjects are awesome because they give you an idea of what free periods will be like next year, anyways back to the story, happy happy you is sitting on your desk, cue teacher with banana box, she walks in with this massive box, inside this box are fake bananas and if you were to peal these bananas you would be in for a rather vulgar shock.

Now of course the boys generally being the more feebleminded of the genders were absolutely ecstatic, this was the condom on the banana lesson.

The class watched with varied interest as the teacher demonstrated the correct way to place the condom over the pealed banana, then everyone was handed a condom and one banana between two.

It’s not hard to work out what will happen if you give a year 9 class that is mostly teenage boys, bananas, there was chaos. Ben who was sitting behind me put the banana to his head and very proudly announced ” Hey look! I’m a dick head!”.

Me and Tim were in pair together, I let him go first as I wasn’t very keen on the idea of doing this. At first the top of the banana got stuck and we couldn’t get it off, that was cool but Tim figured it out, so we had a pealed banana which was horrible looking, *shivers at the memory of it*.

Anyways we had to dress this banana with it’s… sock, to make this worse the socks seamed like the dog had got to them; they were all slimy which made them slippery and foul to touch, and I got dog slobber all over my fingers. EWW!

You can probably tell from this that I was so not ready for that lesson, it was a very traumatic, now every time I see someone eat a banana I get flash backs, this is reason one why I hate bananas.

The second reason needs me to give you some background information about myself, in order for it to make sense. You should know that I have a fear of ageing; I really hate the idea that I might get wrinkles or finish school, or that I might have to get a job and start earning money. I can’t stand the idea of year 11 or 12, I really couldn’t sit the exams next year and I hate the idea that my brain is in its peak right now and I’m doing nothing with it.

With that in mind, let me explain my next point, this event also happened at school but was less in your face as the last incident. I was in science and the teacher was talking about fruit for some reason, then she went on to talk about bananas, that was ok, I wasn’t really all that worried that she would bring out a banana, and I would’ve be fine with that as long as she didn’t make me eat it, but then she explained that if you want your bananas to ripen quicker than you should put it next to another banana that was riper than it. Now you might be like “THAT”S IF YOU’RE A BANANA, NOT A PERSON!”. Well your right this only applies to bananas, but what if you were to get reincarnated into a banana? Imagine all the bananas you ate over the years. You would age so fast you would be in an old bananas home before you could figure out what was going on.

Again people are sceptical of this idea, what is the chance you’ll be reincarnated into a banana? And when you are you’ll be a new person, you won’t remember anything; you won’t have any banana left in your system. Are you sure? I think that there a millions and billions of people in the world, a lot of them are going to end up as bananas. I think that some part of you carries over to your next life; I personally believe that I was a dog in my past life, or something with similar personality traits, because some of them have carried over to me now. In my next life if I was to become a rabbit I would take my owners as a novelty and would become excited at the smallest bit of attention, I would live to be adored.

Chinese astrology puts you in categories based on the year you were born and the month you were born. It works by calculating the positions of the sun, moon and planets at the time of your birth. This information can be used to create predictions about what will happen to you or when is the best time to do something.

Many people think this is a load of bull, but is it? The definition of lunatic defines a lunatic as someone who is mentally unstable or is in other words insane. The word lunatic comes from the word “luna” which is Latin for moon, it is believed that lunatics are people who go insane on full moons, but we’re not affected by full moons are we? Do you know why the tides at the beach go in and out? It’s because of the moon, this is proven, but what do our minds and the oceans have in common? They’re filled with water; water if affected by the moon, affects us.

So the planets do have an effect on us, does that mean that fortune teller and horoscopes are correct? I don’t think so, we may not know how to read the signs of the planets yet, but I think we have some idea. So how does this connect to bananas? Well if the planets can affect your behaviour depending on the day you born, then maybe reincarnations are possible, is it possible that your soul just dies when you do? People believe in ghosts don’t they? Well what if part of your soul waited in the afterlife until you were born, and certain parts of your soul were passed through depending on the month and year you were born, is it possible that you could “inherit” your banana consumption record to your next being, and therefore age faster? Could this contribute to why some people go grey faster? Or do you believe that this is all genetics and that the scientific explanation is the correct one? Some people believe there are ghosts out there, some people have seen them, I don’t think they’re insane, I think there is something weird going on out there, that can’t simply be explained by logical concepts.

People may think I’m just making up random pieces of information and this is just another apophenia piece, but what is really going on out there then? It would be naive to say that none of this could possible be true. Bananas are just a small part of this idea, I believe that my banana consumption record may pass over to my next life; other information may pass over too. It’s a big confusing idea but I hope this explains why I don’t eat bananas or go near them.

Gleegan, Vegan, Beegan

Hey Random Peoples,

I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve been reading over my past posts and they are quite boring, even when I who wrote them reads them, they are BORING!

Anyways I’m starting to think I might be boring or that I have nothing to write about, I think I have a relativity interesting life but it’s all small things that make no sense when they are separate, eww there’s an ant on me, I don’t get how it climbed off the floor to attack me but it did, damn ant.

Anyway, I think I already said anyways but my foot has been sore for a bit and I figured out what was wrong with it, I have a wort on it! Now you may be like “that’s lovely Pyro I really needed to know that”, but you did, so shush.

Right now I’m meant to be doing science home work or as teachers are being forced to say “Home Learning”… changing work to learning does not make it less horrible, maybe call it “Magical Home Intelligence Increaser” I would do that i shall call it MHII, twill be awesome. On another random note I just looked up MHII, its some “world of war 2″ something… yeah I probably wouldn’t do HMII anymore than I do normal home work.

Did you know if you are a Vegan that eats honey your a Beegan, and if your a vegan that doesn’t eat gluten your a Gleegan, I’m a Vegan though, which is way more random I think maybe my veganism is getting annoying to other people, but tah, SHUN TEH MEAT EATERS! SHUN!

If this works here listen to some music

Your Love Is My Drug – Ke$ha

Oh look it works, I really didn’t think it would, here have some more music

Coin Laundry – Lisa Mitchell

Airplanes (feat. Hayley William – B.o.B

anyways, ttyl <3

WW1 Study Song

My study song for Humanities

Wrote a world war 1 study song, G= Germany, A= Austria – Hungary, T= Turkey, B= British Empire, R= Russia, F= France

The song is very weird just warning you

Triple Alliance GAT,
Triple Alliance GAT,
Does not go near the bat,
Cause it is not a cat

Triple Entente BRF,
Not BRB,
Cause it’s a Army

Update/ Horrible Ipodless times

An update to my weird world…

Since my last post I have…

Got false nails (a week before camp)

Been on year 10 camp – fun *sarcasm* see I love getting messy but 5 days, and no showers or running water, that’s kinda gross.

Dissected a whole chicken in Foodtech – superfun, you can use the chicken like a spiderman gun if you stick your hand though it, but are other people like,

“OMG woah Ellie your so creative, can i try next?”

No!

They’re all like

“oh yuck”
“that’s disgusting”
“put that down!”
“oh how can you possibly do that?!”
“Stop touching it’s ribs!!”
“No i’m not eating the chickens neck!!!”

Turned the school tie into a headband – This was fun, I created this new look while at Driftys with Sammi, then me and Sammi went to the gym with them on a few days later, BUT NOBODY NOTICED!!! Like hello, I have a tie on my head. Aren’t you gonna make a comment?

Switched to soy milk – because you know where cow milk comes from… yeah that’s why, also soy milk tastes better.

Found out i need to get my wisdom teeth out – (oh, btw, i could lose my sense of taste if they stuff up “yay!!!” *sarcasm*) The date is set July 8th

Now the second part of this post is the tragic event that happened today…

I was left without my Ipod for 2 hours! Now this may not seam like that much, and i didn’t think it would be that bad, but it ended with me lying on my couch hugging my pillow.

Before this point i had been over to Drifty’s house and i was listening to my Ipod there, but when i packed up my things I left my Ipod there, when I got to my house i wanted to show Drifty something using the wifi, and that’s when i realised.

Dad promised to drive up to Driftys at 9.30, so in 2 hours. I decided to go and watch TV, but Mum likes to remove the Foxtel card, so I couldn’t do that, I walked up to my room, and sat on my bed, normally now I would be listening to music, so I decided to turn the radio on, nothing good… hmm I could read a book, but then books are annoying, so I decided to read girlfriend mags.

When I finally got called for dinner, I was so happy as I was bored of looking at articles about readers of the month and pointless crap. After I finished dinner and chores, I returned to my room, I could clean my room, possibly unpack from camp in early April? Nah! CD’s? ha as if. God i was soooo bored. I wandered around aimlessly for a while, and then sat down on the couch and looked at the TV, it wasn’t on but i pretended it was, and that’s what I did for the rest of the time, then I drove to Drifty’s house in the manual… *shivers* I HATE MANUAL CARS.

Oh also, I found out there is such a thing as holographic nail polish! But it’s only in America, so if there is a nice American person who might be visiting soon, could they possibly get a silver bottle from “Gosh”, Thanks, Lot’s of Random, Ellie

Celebrating 16 Years of Random

For all those that i haven’t bugged already, I’m 16 today!!! and therefor today is the day we celebrate 16 years of Random

For my birthday I had a Sleepover / Movie night for my 16th, we stayed up late, had a cake with random on it, had 3 different coloured jellies in noodle boxes, went searching for Easter eggs in the dark, got freaked out by Barry, danced to ‘Hot n Cold’ at 3am, made smores, talked to Starla on web cam and ate a crap load of junk food. oh and for something funny check out The Elizabeth Randomness!

Anyways thats what i did for my birthday but as for the random

Random is a random word,
used to describe random things,
at random times

Though out the years this has been many inside jokes that have contributed to the randomness, such as

The Evil Pigeon theory
Evil Mannequins
Mobius strips
Pi or Pie
Hugging the tree
Poking Timtam
Voodoo animals
Noodle boxes
Glitter and sparkly things

But mostly the random comes from going from one topic to another really quickly with out explaining the thoughts in between.

Can’t really say much more, random and I’m awesome. <3

Edited because it was a bit too up myself, I was high then, but I’m still awesome

Edit by Starla: Fixed the Elizabeth Randomnesses link

January of Randomness

Well I haven’t posted in a while, and since I usually post about group activities, I thought I’d post about all the activities with Random peoples this year.

New years eve/day:

I had Jal, Drifty, Sammi and a bunch of family friends over for a NYE party, we ran back and forth between the pool and the balcony; as the lightening made it unsafe for us to be in the pool.

We took a lot of pictures, and danced on the balcony while screaming/ singing out the lyrics to music playing on mine and Sammi’s Ipods.

Just before midnight we watched the T.V for the count down, then we lit sparklers and poped party popers, and we yelled and screamed Happy New Year to the camera’s that were recording.

Avatar:

Sammi and I went and saw Avatar, but Sammi walked us into the wrong theater and dad made a fool of himself trying to get his seat from some random stranger, then we went and got Trampolene.

Zoo:

Sammi, Drifty and I went to the Zoo and walked around for like ever looking at all the animals, we also saw this lady that looked like one of the teachers at school so we took a few pictures with out her knowing, then we annoyed Drifty by trying to teach her the “Hoedown Throwdown”.

The Princess and the Frog:

Drify, Sammi, Smiley and I went to see the princess and the frog, we invited Smiley cause we thought he would get bored and it would be funny, but he liked it and i got bored, so that sucked, after that we went to Sammi’s house to teach Smiley the “Hoedown Throwdown”

Darkzone/ city/ ?:

Jal, Smiley and I went to Darkzone, we were going to go to the city, but then Sammi and Drifty called me and said they wanted do something eles, so we went though all these random ideas, but in the end they both decided not to go, so we could have gone to the city like we planned, after that we had lunch at Boxhill, bought Sammi Timtam’s and Smiley and I caught the bus over to Sammi’s house.

Sammi’s house:

Drifty, Jal, Timbo94 and I went over to Sammi’s house, Sammi has posted about this on Bubble Blog already.

So yeah that’s what Random peoples have got up to so far.

Girls Night

Last night, Drifty, Sammi, Timbo94 and Smiley all came over to my house for a girls night.

About half an hour before Random Peoples came over i decided to take the dog (Gege) and the cat (Silver) for a walk, as it’s always interesting to see peoples reactions to a cat going for a walk.

So anyways i was taking the pets for a walk and then mum called and was all like “get home now or your going to have to eat your pie when random peoples are over”, so then she picked me and the pets up and drove us home.

I was home for like 2 minutes before Sammi and Timbo94 arrived, and after waiting all day for parent to bring home food, i wasn’t about to share my pie, so i hid in the car for a bit, and Sammi and Timbo94 went to be random in my room.

The car was in the garage and the garage door was open, and while i was in the car finishing Bing, Smiley walked down the driveway and to the front door with out seeing me .

After that i went into my room and me and Sammi started putting on makeup, and then the boys let us put some makeup on them which was fun, but you couldn’t tell they had it on which sucked.

After that we mucked around for a bit waiting for Drifty to get there so we could eat, she ended up turning up late which was annoying but peoples were happy to have food.

When Drifty arrived we had food and then we watched Sleep Over which Timbo94, Smiley and Drifty didn’t like cause it was a chick flick and it was cliche which was good cause it was Sammi’s and I’s intention to bore them.

After that we went back to my bedroom and listened to music until Timbo94 had to leave then we talked for a bit, then we went down stairs to watch the Random Peoples time line i made.

After we watched that we had fish and chips, and then Drifty had to leave, so we went back up to my bedroom, it was cool cause my lava lamp was the only light on in the room and the whole room was red, we talked in my room for a bit until Sammi and Smiley had to be picked up, and yeah so that was what we did on our girls night.

Cyas