For all those that i haven’t bugged already, I’m 16 today!!! and therefor today is the day we celebrate 16 years of Random
For my birthday I had a Sleepover / Movie night for my 16th, we stayed up late, had a cake with random on it, had 3 different coloured jellies in noodle boxes, went searching for Easter eggs in the dark, got freaked out by Barry, danced to ‘Hot n Cold’ at 3am, made smores, talked to Starla on web cam and ate a crap load of junk food. oh and for something funny check out The Elizabeth Randomness!
Anyways thats what i did for my birthday but as for the random
Random is a random word,
used to describe random things,
at random times
Though out the years this has been many inside jokes that have contributed to the randomness, such as
The Evil Pigeon theory
Evil Mannequins
Mobius strips
Pi or Pie
Hugging the tree
Poking Timtam
Voodoo animals
Noodle boxes
Glitter and sparkly things
But mostly the random comes from going from one topic to another really quickly with out explaining the thoughts in between.
Can’t really say much more, random and I’m awesome. <3
Edited because it was a bit too up myself, I was high then, but I’m still awesome
Edit by Starla: Fixed the Elizabeth Randomnesses link
Last night, Drifty, Sammi, Timbo94 and Smiley all came over to my house for a girls night.
About half an hour before Random Peoples came over i decided to take the dog (Gege) and the cat (Silver) for a walk, as it’s always interesting to see peoples reactions to a cat going for a walk.
So anyways i was taking the pets for a walk and then mum called and was all like “get home now or your going to have to eat your pie when random peoples are over”, so then she picked me and the pets up and drove us home.
I was home for like 2 minutes before Sammi and Timbo94 arrived, and after waiting all day for parent to bring home food, i wasn’t about to share my pie, so i hid in the car for a bit, and Sammi and Timbo94 went to be random in my room.
The car was in the garage and the garage door was open, and while i was in the car finishing Bing, Smiley walked down the driveway and to the front door with out seeing me .
After that i went into my room and me and Sammi started putting on makeup, and then the boys let us put some makeup on them which was fun, but you couldn’t tell they had it on which sucked.
After that we mucked around for a bit waiting for Drifty to get there so we could eat, she ended up turning up late which was annoying but peoples were happy to have food.
When Drifty arrived we had food and then we watched Sleep Over which Timbo94, Smiley and Drifty didn’t like cause it was a chick flick and it was cliche which was good cause it was Sammi’s and I’s intention to bore them.
After that we went back to my bedroom and listened to music until Timbo94 had to leave then we talked for a bit, then we went down stairs to watch the Random Peoples time line i made.
After we watched that we had fish and chips, and then Drifty had to leave, so we went back up to my bedroom, it was cool cause my lava lamp was the only light on in the room and the whole room was red, we talked in my room for a bit until Sammi and Smiley had to be picked up, and yeah so that was what we did on our girls night.
Last night, well actually a few hours ago as I’m writing this post at around 11, but i will probably post this tomorrow.
Anyways, last night Random peoples; Drifty, Jal, Sammi, Smiley and Timbo94 came over to my house to go swimming.
The drama started before any of the peoples got there; when i tried to vacuum a blanket; almost setting the vacuum on fire and leaving my room smelling horrible for the next hour or so.
Timbo94 was the first to arrive followed by Sammi, Drifty, Smiley and then Jal.
We took all the food up to my room; from what i remember we had;
Chips (in a variety of flavors)
Pods
Coke
Lemon aid
Doritos
Chocolate (Peppermint, Caramel and plain)
Whipped Cream *Shivers*
and probably other food that i can’t remember as there was a lot of food.
After we ate some of the food we went swimming; playing a number of games; with the punishment for the loser being to jump into the cold pool, while the others watched from the spa.
One of the games we played was a kind of quiz show with Timbo94 being the host.
Another game we played was holding hands and jumping into the pool as a group, this didn’t work very well as the people walked/ jumped into the pool to slowly.
Drifty, Jal and Smiley soon lost interest in this game making it easier for Sammi, Timbo94 and I to jump in together.
When the salt in the pool started to annoy every ones eyes, we dried off went back up stairs to eat.
After swimming we were very hungry and as the food we had chosen wasn’t very healthy this lead to the majority of the group becoming high.
We decided to play the chocolate game; which was really nice as it kinda reminded me of when i was little at birthday parties.
After the chocolate game we were very high and this resulted in Timbo94 playing with the whipped cream.
One the the things that happened was Timbo94 suggested that he fill the Pods packet with whipped cream and that i eat it.
I being high decided that that would be an awesome idea, so I listened as Timbo94 filled the packet with whipped cream, giving a very detailed description of how foul it looked.
I was told to close my eyes and my hand was forced into what felt like a pile of goo, until i found a pod.
I pulled my hand out; it had a ton of white whipped cream on it, and, somewhere in there a pod.
I didn’t really want to eat this as it look very revolting, but the group started chanting “eat it eat it” so, i reluctantly stuck the creation in my mouth, wishing i hadn’t of accepted Timbo94’s dare.
It tasted absolutely disgusting, and i had to go wash my mouth out to get rid of the taste, but after i returned i watched Timbo94 and Smiley eat some of the cream pod creation with a slightly less interesting reaction.
Another thing that Timbo94 did with the whipped cream was put it on peoples arms, and in Sammi’s case her nose, and get them to lick it off (umm,…eww).
But probably the worst thing that happened with the whipped cream was Smiley managed to get some on his foot, and that set Timbo94 off and he decided to eat whipped cream off his foot.
After this it was decided that the whipped cream should be put away, the rest of the time was spent listening to music, some Taylor Swift and some Avenue Q, and right before Timbo94 left he put on “you can be as loud as the hell you want when…”.
After all of the lollies, chips and chocolate, it’s going to be a while before i crash, even though probably all of the rest of the group already have, but what’s the point of crashing now? It’s 11.54pm and if i wait 6 more minutes i can post this before i go to sleep, or at least try to go to sleep, as i said before I’m very high right now, it’s 11.57 now so only 3 more minutes, lol this is like that time i was talking to Starla on msn and she was all like
“I can talk in 20 mins”
“I can talk in 19 mins”
That was fun, it’s 11.58 now, 11.59pm, 12.00 am Tuesday YAY but the clock on the comp may not be correct, but then the thing at the bottom of the page says “Last edited by Pyro on November 3, 2009 at 12.04″ so yeah posting, Bye
Oh omg i almost forgot to mention, the salt does weird things to your eyes and now everything has a pretty outline tis cool.
Last night Drifty, Sammi, Smiley Jal and I went to my primary school; Orchard Grove for the Carnival / Fete that happens every two years.
After school Sammi and Smiley came over to my house and we tried to paint Smiley nails, while we waited for Drifty we realized that we hadn’t invited Jal, so we decided to call him and bug him.
After we had bugged Jal we watched some funny parts in the rifftrax of Twilight, until Drifty and Jal arrived.
Then we walked to Orchard Grove and got in line for tickets, i already had a wrist band ordered so i ended up getting random peoples and siblings food tickets for them which ended up being 130 tickets so i had to explain to one of the German teachers Fräu Vood that i was buying for other people as well.
After we bought tickets we decide that we should go on the jumping castle, we were kinda worried about running into little kids, and right before we went on Jal said
“I hypothesize that by the end of the night there will be two ambulances; one for [Pyro] and one for the little kid she injured”.- Jal, October 23 2009
When we finally got in the jumping castle we decided to jump onto this mushroom shaped thing while Jal sang “I’m the Magic Mushroom Man!!!” over and over.
After that we went to get food to make the ride on the Cha-cha that much more interesting. We wandered around near after school care for a bit, and then decided to go on the Cha-cha.
On the ride before us i saw some bitches from primary school; Alexia and 2 of her friends that went to Orchard Grove, I enjoyed watching them slid back and forth bashing into each other though; clearly not enjoying the ride.
After they got off we got on the Cha-cha, I ended up getting the middle between Sammi and Jal which proved to be a bad idea, although i felt bad for Smiley and Drifty who would have had more room to slid and bash into each other.
After the Cha-cha we wandered around for a bit; buying more food, then me and Sammi got paw print tattoos on our left arms, and Drifty got a dragon i think, on her arm instead.
Then the group split up and Jal, Smiley and Drifty wandered off and Sammi and I went to look at earrings later Drifty joined us and i loved her bored expression as Sammi studied each individual piece of jewelery.
After that Drifty and I wandered around for a while then joined the others to watch the fireworks, which were really good this year, I especially liked it when one firework when wrong and hit near someone on the left of the oval near the car park.
The car trip home was fun too, Jal was shooting bubbles out the window from the front and i was catching them from the middle row behind him.
After we had dropped Sammi, Drifty and Jal off me and Smiley started mucking around and singing in the car, so yeah twas a fun night
Last night Timbo94, Smiley and I went over to Sammi’s house to watch Twilight.
We are going to see New Moon when it comes out next month, and we wanted Smiley to watch Twilight cause he hadn’t seen it yet.
We all arrived at Sammi’s house around the same time, and we wandered around her house for a bit before we started the movie.
While we were watching the movie we got pizza, and we had to keep stopping the movie to talk, in the end it took us 3 hours to watch a 2 hour movie, which was a bit annoying.
After the movie Sammi’s parents took us up to Cold Rock to get ice cream, i got lemon sorbet with nerds and gummy bears which tasted um… interesting.
After Cold Rock we dropped Smiley home and Timbo94 played music in the car, we also past the Evil Greenwood sign and the RSPCA TWICE!!!! , over all it was a really fun night, and the duck and the horse aren’t dead peoples.
Last night random peoples went over to Driftys house for her birthday,
When Sammi and i arrived Timbo94, Drifty and Smiley were spinning Jal around in the hammock, it was really funny because Jal can be very dramatic.
We all got a turn in the hammock, it was really scary looking up when the hammock was spinning and a few of us almost ran into things when we got out of the hammock.
We also played on the trampoline and stole Smiley’s hat a few times, then Timbo94 figured out that the chairs could lean back and we started playing with the chairs we also tormented Driftys cat “Pumpkin”.
After a while Drifty brought out the movies and we picked “Not Another Teen Movie” and “John Tucker Must Die”
We decided to watch Not another teen movie first, as we didn’t feel like eating during it, when we finished watching that we ordered pizza, and while we were waiting Drifty brought out:
doritos, maltesers, plain chocolate, chocolate bars, 2 heart shaped boxes of chocolate, nuts, popcorn and a ton of coke cans.
While we were consuming this feast we started watching John Tucker must die, however we had to keep pausing the movie to tell people to shut up.
When the movie was over we got to pick numbers out of hat, to see what order we would get droped off in, it ended up being Smiley, Jal, Sammi, me then Timbo94.
The car trip was pretty boring, we listened to Sammi iPhone and i attacked Smiley a few times.
When i got dropped home, there was no one home and i had to let myself in, Drifty and Timbo94 came in for a few minutes, and Timbo94 started talking about the possibility that there was a man in the house who would come and kill us.
There was no one eles home so i got pretty freaked out, and when i heard a knock at the front door i screamed.
We sent Drifty out to see what was outside, and it ended up being Drifty’s mum, then Timbo94 left and now i feel really sick but yeah it was fun, and out of all the group gathering we have had this was definitely my favourite .
Last night, Sammi, Timbo94, Smiley and I went to see “The Ugly Truth” at Eastland.
We had organised to get changed at school, then Timbo94’s mum would drive us to Boxhill where we would meet Smiley, but this turned out to be a bad idea because we didn’t want to get caught out of uniform.
Sammi and I had finished getting changed so we opened the bathroom door and looked around; the first time we looked we saw a few teachers so we closed the door and hid, a little while later we checked again; there weren’t any teachers this time, so we ran out of the bathroom passing some student who yelled at us “oh, out of uniform!”.
We ran out of the bathroom and ran behind the year 9 building, we ended up walking around the wood metal rooms out of the school and then down the school driveway and past the library, to meet Timbo94, who told us he had just put his blazer on top of his clothes and walked to the car and no one noticed him.
oh b.t.w it’s 8.51 and we just had a black out, Random
When we got to Boxhill we kept passing people from school which was really weird cause they just kept looking at us like “why aren’t you in school uniform” which was a bit annoying. Smiley arrived a little bit after we got to Boxhill, and he got there just in time for us to run and catch the train.
When we got to Eastland we bought the tickets and then went to the food court to buy food; Sammi and I got pizza, Timbo94 got KFC and Smiley ended up getting Subway.
After we had finished eating we went back up to the cinema to watch the movie, the movie was pretty good, it had a lot of adult stuff, but over all it was a really good.
My parent picked us up from the cinema and we played Avenue Q music to annoyed her, we dropped Timbo94 home first and picked up our bags from his house.
On the way to Timbo94’s house we noticed it was a full moon, and Sammi and I went a little bit crazy.
Then we dropped Sammi off, but after that we pasted Driftys house, so we decided to call her and tell her to come outside to talk, she came out and parents ended up having tea and such, so we ran over to Sammi’s house to get her.
When we got to Sammi’s house we knocked on the door but she didn’t hear us, we were talking very loudly though and she though we were coming to kill her or something, but she eventually opened the door.
When we got Sammi we decided to go and lye on the centre of a round about and call Timbo94, who didn’t think it was that interesting (probably cause we were all screaming into the phone), then we decided to call Jal, he answered the phone but, as we found out later he was at a church function and so he wasn’t to happy to hear from us.
We decided we would start walking towards Sammi house but then we saw a guy just sitting in his car, so we all ran back to Drifty’s house and played xbox 360 till it was time to leave, it was fun but Smiley kept shooting us.
Then the car trip to Smiley’s house was pretty boring, but i annoyed parent with Avenue Q songs which was good, anyways the lights just came back on so i’m going to go be random, byees
Last night we had our city cite presentations; it was really good we got our script finished early in the day and we had the afternoon off.
The parents started arriving around 5.30, and we were all a bit nervous, so i started talking to Drifty and we started doing weird hand motions like yoga or something, to calm our selfs down, then i got Smiley and Sammi to do that to, twas weird.
We decided that we would go down stairs and out onto the corner of Highlander lane and Flinders street and wait for the parents, then i noticed Sammi didn’t have her name tag on so we went back into the building and i tripped over the steps (I’m so awesome), and we went back up stairs to get her tag.
By now there were a ton of parents up there and one of the doors had been locked off, after we got her tag we came back down stairs and waited for parents, after a while Timbo94’s parents and grandparents arrived and he took them up stairs.
Later Sammi parents arrived, and we (Sammi and I) took them up stairs, then we ditched them and came back down stairs to wait, then my parent arrived and i took her up stairs and ditched her.
Then Sammi and I came back down stairs to wait, but one of the City Cite teachers told us we couldn’t go back outside cause it was too dark, but after a while we got to go back out and get Drifty.
We (Sammi, Drifty and I), went back up stairs and found random peoples and started talking, then one of the teachers did a speach and all the parents and students went to there offices to do the presentations, we started talking and the parents kept interupting, i don’t get it, cause after they interupt they look and smile at the other parents, like its cool for them to interupt, IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU STUPID PARENTS!!!, at least half of the parents interrupted, it was so annoying, after we were finished with the presentation and we gave the parents some lollies, and they asked us some questions, then they looked at the board.
After that we took down the board and packed up the office, it was kinda sad cause we were leaving City cite for the last time, we left the evil pidgeon in the office and asked the teacher there to tell us when someone noticed it was there, she said it might be a while if she didn’t say anything.
We (Sammi and I) took the lift down to the ground floor and waited there, then we saw Smiley and Drifty, we talked to them and found out their families were going out to dinner together, me and Sammi then started giggling and making jokes about what a cute couple they were, then Smiley said well now we need someone eles to go, so Sammi and I ended up going with them.
We were going to go to Southbank and find somewhere to eat, so Sammi and I ended up skipping ahead yelling weird things like “Vo Vo” over and over.
When we got to Southbank we wandered around for a while, we went into a building with a casino in it but we weren’t allowed to go and gamble because we were too young, we kept wandering around and we found a pizza place and had dinner there, we were acting really high and when they gave us some empty plates for food, I decided we were going to have a imaginary food fight, it was really fun and I tiped a whole plate of imaginary spaghetti onto Sammi’s head.
Then we pretended the water was alcohol and started pretending to take shots of it, then Sammi gave me the lemon from her drink and i decided to eat it including the rind part which you aren’t suppose to eat. It tasted SO foul, but it was fun.
Then Sammi and Drifty ordered some chocolate cake while i ordered some chips, when the cake arrived it was masive, and Drifty and Smiley ended up sharing Driftys cake, and Sammi ended up sharing with Smiley’s brother and Smiley’s dad.
Then Sammi and I decided to call Timtam and scream at him about how high we were and other things, and we all screamed weird things at him and we ended up having like a 10 min convosation that was only screaming, we left the resterant and kept screaming at Timtam, and then on the way to the train station, this weird guy scream at us “Get out of the city!” and we ran screaming to Sammi’s parents.
The train ride home was really fun, we called Timbo94 a ton, the phone kept cutting out, and i almost got left at boxhill by myself, but it was a really fun night, and a great end to City Cite.
Last night Drifty, Timbo94, Jal and Smiley came over to my house.
It was really fun first we listened to music in the dark which was weird because you couldn’t really see anything so you would find you’re self tripping over people and landing on other people a lot.
It was also pretty freaky because Drifty was dressed in white and i kept mistaking her for a ghost and screaming at her.
Since it was hard to see the only ways you could tell where someone was was if they talking, if they had one of the glowing fish or stars or if they ran into you or hit you.
After that we went and made pie for dinner.
After dinner we went back into my room and listened to more music and random peoples started throwing the fish and stars around the room and at other people; which looked pretty cool because it was dark and all you could see were these random shapes being thrown around the room.
Drifty was going to have to leave soon so we decided we would go outside to the fire and make some smores quickly before she had to leave; making the smores turned out to be very sticky as you have to take the cooked marshmello of the stick and put it on the buiscuit with chocolate, but the smores were really good so it didn’t matter
Then Drifty left and we went back up to my room and listened to music in the dark, and Jal started playing with the blow up baseball bat and the mat on the floor.
Then later we were listening to a song by Taylor Swift and half way though the song Jal screamed and we all freaked out, it was really creepy.
During the night Jal kept attacking people with the baseball bat, so by the end of the night Timbo94, Smiley and I were all huddeled in a corner waiting for Jal’s next attack, but we didn’t know he was asleep on the bed, we thought he was hiding in the dark waiting to attack us, so Timbo94 told me to go and attack Jal, so i charged over to the bed and tried to choke Jal, then he woke up and started screaming at me and then at Timbo94 because he figured Timbo94 probably told me to do that.
Then we turned the light on and Jal had a massive red mark on his neck (sorry Jal) from all the times people had tried to choke him.
After that we had to take random peoples home and we got lost on the way to Jal’s house and we ended up dropping Timbo94 home after midnight, and now i’m really tired and my room is like trashed but it was so worth it.
Last night Drifty, Sammi, Smiley, Timbo94, Jal and I went to Dark zone for Smiley’s birthday, it was fun you get to run around a maze kinda thing shooting people with lasers, and you get a random name so you know what your score was and how many peoples you shot, I got the name napalm, witch I’m pretty sure is some kind of explosive so I was happy about that.
After we finished at Dark zone we walked to La Porchetta, where me and Sammi decided to go on a sugar high and laugh at absolutely everything, we ended up walking up and down the stairs there at least 10 times, then we found a corner where we could sit and be really retarded
After almost tripping over a chair we left La Porchetta and proceeded to spin around a poll screaming WOOOO, when we got to the car me and Sammi decided to have window seats and we screamed WOO outside the window all the way to Jal’s, Drifty’s and Sammi’s house, after we dropped Sammi off at her house I crashed to a low and half fell asleep in the car, and now my and Sammi’s voice hurts, but I don’t regret it, cause it was awsomes
Also thanks to drifty for helping with this post.
Present Randomness
I damn the fact that I can't figure out how to put music in this box
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