Today is Thursday and I have been unable to hug Sam as she ate a banana for breakfast. No one but myself seams to understand my caution of these horrible fruits, my obsession has a few sources, I’ll start with the first one.

Imagine your happily sitting on your desk at school, your talking to your friends and your pretty content, your next class is P.D which is Personal development, P.D is really just a dud subject like Enterprise or Chinese.

Dud subjects are awesome because they give you an idea of what free periods will be like next year, anyways back to the story, happy happy you is sitting on your desk, cue teacher with banana box, she walks in with this massive box, inside this box are fake bananas and if you were to peal these bananas you would be in for a rather vulgar shock.

Now of course the boys generally being the more feebleminded of the genders were absolutely ecstatic, this was the condom on the banana lesson.

The class watched with varied interest as the teacher demonstrated the correct way to place the condom over the pealed banana, then everyone was handed a condom and one banana between two.

It’s not hard to work out what will happen if you give a year 9 class that is mostly teenage boys, bananas, there was chaos. Ben who was sitting behind me put the banana to his head and very proudly announced ” Hey look! I’m a dick head!”.

Me and Tim were in pair together, I let him go first as I wasn’t very keen on the idea of doing this. At first the top of the banana got stuck and we couldn’t get it off, that was cool but Tim figured it out, so we had a pealed banana which was horrible looking, *shivers at the memory of it*.

Anyways we had to dress this banana with it’s… sock, to make this worse the socks seamed like the dog had got to them; they were all slimy which made them slippery and foul to touch, and I got dog slobber all over my fingers. EWW!

You can probably tell from this that I was so not ready for that lesson, it was a very traumatic, now every time I see someone eat a banana I get flash backs, this is reason one why I hate bananas.

The second reason needs me to give you some background information about myself, in order for it to make sense. You should know that I have a fear of ageing; I really hate the idea that I might get wrinkles or finish school, or that I might have to get a job and start earning money. I can’t stand the idea of year 11 or 12, I really couldn’t sit the exams next year and I hate the idea that my brain is in its peak right now and I’m doing nothing with it.

With that in mind, let me explain my next point, this event also happened at school but was less in your face as the last incident. I was in science and the teacher was talking about fruit for some reason, then she went on to talk about bananas, that was ok, I wasn’t really all that worried that she would bring out a banana, and I would’ve be fine with that as long as she didn’t make me eat it, but then she explained that if you want your bananas to ripen quicker than you should put it next to another banana that was riper than it. Now you might be like “THAT”S IF YOU’RE A BANANA, NOT A PERSON!”. Well your right this only applies to bananas, but what if you were to get reincarnated into a banana? Imagine all the bananas you ate over the years. You would age so fast you would be in an old bananas home before you could figure out what was going on.

Again people are sceptical of this idea, what is the chance you’ll be reincarnated into a banana? And when you are you’ll be a new person, you won’t remember anything; you won’t have any banana left in your system. Are you sure? I think that there a millions and billions of people in the world, a lot of them are going to end up as bananas. I think that some part of you carries over to your next life; I personally believe that I was a dog in my past life, or something with similar personality traits, because some of them have carried over to me now. In my next life if I was to become a rabbit I would take my owners as a novelty and would become excited at the smallest bit of attention, I would live to be adored.

Chinese astrology puts you in categories based on the year you were born and the month you were born. It works by calculating the positions of the sun, moon and planets at the time of your birth. This information can be used to create predictions about what will happen to you or when is the best time to do something.

Many people think this is a load of bull, but is it? The definition of lunatic defines a lunatic as someone who is mentally unstable or is in other words insane. The word lunatic comes from the word “luna” which is Latin for moon, it is believed that lunatics are people who go insane on full moons, but we’re not affected by full moons are we? Do you know why the tides at the beach go in and out? It’s because of the moon, this is proven, but what do our minds and the oceans have in common? They’re filled with water; water if affected by the moon, affects us.

So the planets do have an effect on us, does that mean that fortune teller and horoscopes are correct? I don’t think so, we may not know how to read the signs of the planets yet, but I think we have some idea. So how does this connect to bananas? Well if the planets can affect your behaviour depending on the day you born, then maybe reincarnations are possible, is it possible that your soul just dies when you do? People believe in ghosts don’t they? Well what if part of your soul waited in the afterlife until you were born, and certain parts of your soul were passed through depending on the month and year you were born, is it possible that you could “inherit” your banana consumption record to your next being, and therefore age faster? Could this contribute to why some people go grey faster? Or do you believe that this is all genetics and that the scientific explanation is the correct one? Some people believe there are ghosts out there, some people have seen them, I don’t think they’re insane, I think there is something weird going on out there, that can’t simply be explained by logical concepts.

People may think I’m just making up random pieces of information and this is just another apophenia piece, but what is really going on out there then? It would be naive to say that none of this could possible be true. Bananas are just a small part of this idea, I believe that my banana consumption record may pass over to my next life; other information may pass over too. It’s a big confusing idea but I hope this explains why I don’t eat bananas or go near them.

I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve been reading over my past posts and they are quite boring, even when I who wrote them reads them, they are BORING!

Anyways I’m starting to think I might be boring or that I have nothing to write about, I think I have a relativity interesting life but it’s all small things that make no sense when they are separate, eww there’s an ant on me, I don’t get how it climbed off the floor to attack me but it did, damn ant.

Anyway, I think I already said anyways but my foot has been sore for a bit and I figured out what was wrong with it, I have a wort on it! Now you may be like “that’s lovely Pyro I really needed to know that”, but you did, so shush.

Right now I’m meant to be doing science home work or as teachers are being forced to say “Home Learning”… changing work to learning does not make it less horrible, maybe call it “Magical Home Intelligence Increaser” I would do that i shall call it MHII, twill be awesome. On another random note I just looked up MHII, its some “world of war 2″ something… yeah I probably wouldn’t do HMII anymore than I do normal home work.

Did you know if you are a Vegan that eats honey your a Beegan, and if your a vegan that doesn’t eat gluten your a Gleegan, I’m a Vegan though, which is way more random I think maybe my veganism is getting annoying to other people, but tah, SHUN TEH MEAT EATERS! SHUN!

If this works here listen to some music

Your Love Is My Drug – Ke$ha

Oh look it works, I really didn’t think it would, here have some more music

Coin Laundry – Lisa Mitchell

Airplanes (feat. Hayley William – B.o.B

anyways, ttyl <3

Wrote a world war 1 study song, G= Germany, A= Austria – Hungary, T= Turkey, B= British Empire, R= Russia, F= France

The song is very weird just warning you

Triple Alliance GAT,
Triple Alliance GAT,
Does not go near the bat,
Cause it is not a cat

Triple Entente BRF,
Not BRB,
Cause it’s a Army

Since my last post I have…

Got false nails (a week before camp)

Been on year 10 camp – fun *sarcasm* see I love getting messy but 5 days, and no showers or running water, that’s kinda gross.

Dissected a whole chicken in Foodtech – superfun, you can use the chicken like a spiderman gun if you stick your hand though it, but are other people like,

“OMG woah Ellie your so creative, can i try next?”

No!

They’re all like

“oh yuck”
“that’s disgusting”
“put that down!”
“oh how can you possibly do that?!”
“Stop touching it’s ribs!!”
“No i’m not eating the chickens neck!!!”

Turned the school tie into a headband – This was fun, I created this new look while at Driftys with Sammi, then me and Sammi went to the gym with them on a few days later, BUT NOBODY NOTICED!!! Like hello, I have a tie on my head. Aren’t you gonna make a comment?

Switched to soy milk – because you know where cow milk comes from… yeah that’s why, also soy milk tastes better.

Found out i need to get my wisdom teeth out – (oh, btw, i could lose my sense of taste if they stuff up “yay!!!” *sarcasm*) The date is set July 8th

Now the second part of this post is the tragic event that happened today…

I was left without my Ipod for 2 hours! Now this may not seam like that much, and i didn’t think it would be that bad, but it ended with me lying on my couch hugging my pillow.

Before this point i had been over to Drifty’s house and i was listening to my Ipod there, but when i packed up my things I left my Ipod there, when I got to my house i wanted to show Drifty something using the wifi, and that’s when i realised.

Dad promised to drive up to Driftys at 9.30, so in 2 hours. I decided to go and watch TV, but Mum likes to remove the Foxtel card, so I couldn’t do that, I walked up to my room, and sat on my bed, normally now I would be listening to music, so I decided to turn the radio on, nothing good… hmm I could read a book, but then books are annoying, so I decided to read girlfriend mags.

When I finally got called for dinner, I was so happy as I was bored of looking at articles about readers of the month and pointless crap. After I finished dinner and chores, I returned to my room, I could clean my room, possibly unpack from camp in early April? Nah! CD’s? ha as if. God i was soooo bored. I wandered around aimlessly for a while, and then sat down on the couch and looked at the TV, it wasn’t on but i pretended it was, and that’s what I did for the rest of the time, then I drove to Drifty’s house in the manual… *shivers* I HATE MANUAL CARS.

Oh also, I found out there is such a thing as holographic nail polish! But it’s only in America, so if there is a nice American person who might be visiting soon, could they possibly get a silver bottle from “Gosh”, Thanks, Lot’s of Random, Ellie

For my birthday I had a Sleepover / Movie night for my 16th, we stayed up late, had a cake with random on it, had 3 different coloured jellies in noodle boxes, went searching for Easter eggs in the dark, got freaked out by Barry, danced to ‘Hot n Cold’ at 3am, made smores, talked to Starla on web cam and ate a crap load of junk food. oh and for something funny check out The Elizabeth Randomness!

Anyways thats what i did for my birthday but as for the random

Random is a random word,
used to describe random things,
at random times

Though out the years this has been many inside jokes that have contributed to the randomness, such as

The Evil Pigeon theory
Evil Mannequins
Mobius strips
Pi or Pie
Hugging the tree
Poking Timtam
Voodoo animals
Noodle boxes
Glitter and sparkly things

But mostly the random comes from going from one topic to another really quickly with out explaining the thoughts in between.

Can’t really say much more, random and I’m awesome. <3

Edited because it was a bit too up myself, I was high then, but I’m still awesome

Edit by Starla: Fixed the Elizabeth Randomnesses link

New years eve/day:

I had Jal, Drifty, Sammi and a bunch of family friends over for a NYE party, we ran back and forth between the pool and the balcony; as the lightening made it unsafe for us to be in the pool.

We took a lot of pictures, and danced on the balcony while screaming/ singing out the lyrics to music playing on mine and Sammi’s Ipods.

Just before midnight we watched the T.V for the count down, then we lit sparklers and poped party popers, and we yelled and screamed Happy New Year to the camera’s that were recording.

Avatar:

Sammi and I went and saw Avatar, but Sammi walked us into the wrong theater and dad made a fool of himself trying to get his seat from some random stranger, then we went and got Trampolene.

Zoo:

Sammi, Drifty and I went to the Zoo and walked around for like ever looking at all the animals, we also saw this lady that looked like one of the teachers at school so we took a few pictures with out her knowing, then we annoyed Drifty by trying to teach her the “Hoedown Throwdown”.

The Princess and the Frog:

Drify, Sammi, Smiley and I went to see the princess and the frog, we invited Smiley cause we thought he would get bored and it would be funny, but he liked it and i got bored, so that sucked, after that we went to Sammi’s house to teach Smiley the “Hoedown Throwdown”

Darkzone/ city/ ?:

Jal, Smiley and I went to Darkzone, we were going to go to the city, but then Sammi and Drifty called me and said they wanted do something eles, so we went though all these random ideas, but in the end they both decided not to go, so we could have gone to the city like we planned, after that we had lunch at Boxhill, bought Sammi Timtam’s and Smiley and I caught the bus over to Sammi’s house.

Sammi’s house:

Drifty, Jal, Timbo94 and I went over to Sammi’s house, Sammi has posted about this on Bubble Blog already.

So yeah that’s what Random peoples have got up to so far.

About half an hour before Random Peoples came over i decided to take the dog (Gege) and the cat (Silver) for a walk, as it’s always interesting to see peoples reactions to a cat going for a walk.

So anyways i was taking the pets for a walk and then mum called and was all like “get home now or your going to have to eat your pie when random peoples are over”, so then she picked me and the pets up and drove us home.

I was home for like 2 minutes before Sammi and Timbo94 arrived, and after waiting all day for parent to bring home food, i wasn’t about to share my pie, so i hid in the car for a bit, and Sammi and Timbo94 went to be random in my room.

The car was in the garage and the garage door was open, and while i was in the car finishing Bing, Smiley walked down the driveway and to the front door with out seeing me .

After that i went into my room and me and Sammi started putting on makeup, and then the boys let us put some makeup on them which was fun, but you couldn’t tell they had it on which sucked.

After that we mucked around for a bit waiting for Drifty to get there so we could eat, she ended up turning up late which was annoying but peoples were happy to have food.

When Drifty arrived we had food and then we watched Sleep Over which Timbo94, Smiley and Drifty didn’t like cause it was a chick flick and it was cliche which was good cause it was Sammi’s and I’s intention to bore them.

After that we went back to my bedroom and listened to music until Timbo94 had to leave then we talked for a bit, then we went down stairs to watch the Random Peoples time line i made.

After we watched that we had fish and chips, and then Drifty had to leave, so we went back up to my bedroom, it was cool cause my lava lamp was the only light on in the room and the whole room was red, we talked in my room for a bit until Sammi and Smiley had to be picked up, and yeah so that was what we did on our girls night.

Cyas

Anyways, last night Random peoples; Drifty, Jal, Sammi, Smiley and Timbo94 came over to my house to go swimming.

The drama started before any of the peoples got there; when i tried to vacuum a blanket; almost setting the vacuum on fire and leaving my room smelling horrible for the next hour or so.

Timbo94 was the first to arrive followed by Sammi, Drifty, Smiley and then Jal.

We took all the food up to my room; from what i remember we had;

Chips  (in a variety of flavors)

Pods

Coke

Lemon aid

Doritos

Chocolate (Peppermint, Caramel and plain)

Whipped Cream *Shivers*

and probably other food that i can’t remember as there was a lot of food.

After we ate some of the food we went swimming; playing a number of games; with the punishment for the loser being to jump into the cold pool, while the others watched from the spa.

One of the games we played was a kind of quiz show with Timbo94 being the host.

Another game we played was holding hands and jumping into the pool as a group, this didn’t work very well as the people walked/ jumped into the pool to slowly.

Drifty, Jal and Smiley soon lost interest in this game making it easier for Sammi, Timbo94 and I to jump in together.

When the salt in the pool started to annoy every ones eyes, we dried off went back up stairs to eat.

After swimming we were very hungry and as the food we had chosen wasn’t very healthy this lead to the majority of the group becoming high.

We decided to play the chocolate game; which was really nice as it kinda reminded me of when i was little at birthday parties.

After the chocolate game we were very high and this resulted in Timbo94 playing with the whipped cream.

One the the things that happened was Timbo94 suggested that he fill the Pods packet with whipped cream and that i eat it.

I being high decided that that would be an awesome idea, so I listened as Timbo94 filled the packet with whipped cream, giving a very detailed description of how foul it looked.

I was told to close my eyes and my hand was forced into what felt like a pile of goo, until i found a pod.

I pulled my hand out; it had a ton of white whipped cream on it, and, somewhere in there a pod.

I didn’t really want to eat this as it look very revolting, but the group started chanting “eat it eat it” so, i reluctantly stuck the creation in my mouth, wishing i hadn’t of accepted Timbo94’s dare.

It tasted absolutely disgusting, and i had to go wash my mouth out to get rid of the taste, but after i returned i watched Timbo94 and Smiley eat some of the cream pod creation with a slightly less interesting reaction.

Another thing that Timbo94 did with the whipped cream was put it on peoples arms, and in Sammi’s case her nose, and get them to lick it off (umm,…eww).

But probably the worst thing that happened with the whipped cream was Smiley managed to get some on his foot, and that set Timbo94 off and he decided to eat whipped cream off his foot.

After this it was decided that the whipped cream should be put away, the rest of the time was spent listening to music, some Taylor Swift and some Avenue Q, and right before Timbo94 left he put on “you can be as loud as the hell you want when…”.

After all of the lollies, chips and chocolate, it’s going to be a while before i crash, even though probably all of the rest of the group already have, but what’s the point of crashing now? It’s 11.54pm and if i wait 6 more minutes i can post this before i go to sleep, or at least try to go to sleep, as i said before I’m very high right now, it’s 11.57 now so only 3 more minutes, lol this is like that time i was talking to Starla on msn and she was all like

“I can talk in 20 mins”

“I can talk in 19 mins”

That was fun, it’s 11.58 now, 11.59pm, 12.00 am Tuesday YAY but the clock on the comp may not be correct, but then the thing at the bottom of the page says “Last edited by Pyro on November 3, 2009 at 12.04″ so yeah posting, Bye

Oh omg i almost forgot to mention, the salt does weird things to your eyes and now everything has a pretty outline tis cool.

]]> http://pyro.fourisland.com/2009/11/so-much-fun/feed/ 1 http://pyro.fourisland.com/2009/10/ogps/ http://pyro.fourisland.com/2009/10/ogps/#comments Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:24:12 +0000 Pyro http://pyro.fourisland.com/?p=280 Last night Drifty, Sammi, Smiley Jal and I went to my primary school; Orchard Grove for the Carnival / Fete that happens every two years.

After school Sammi and Smiley came over to my house and we tried to paint Smiley nails, while we waited for Drifty we realized that we hadn’t invited Jal, so we decided to call him and bug him.

After we had bugged Jal we watched some funny parts in the rifftrax of Twilight, until Drifty and Jal arrived.

Then we walked to Orchard Grove and got in line for tickets, i already had a wrist band ordered so i ended up getting random peoples and siblings food tickets for them which ended up being 130 tickets so i had to explain to one of the German teachers Fräu Vood that i was buying for other people as well.

After we bought tickets we decide that we should go on the jumping castle, we were kinda worried about running into little kids, and right before we went on Jal said

“I hypothesize that by the end of the night there will be two ambulances; one for [Pyro] and one for the little kid she injured”.- Jal, October 23 2009

When we finally got in the jumping castle we decided to jump onto this mushroom shaped thing while Jal sang “I’m the Magic Mushroom Man!!!” over and over.

After that we went to get food to make the ride on the Cha-cha that much more interesting. We wandered around near after school care for a bit, and then decided to go on the Cha-cha.

On the ride before us i saw some bitches from primary school; Alexia and 2 of her friends that went to Orchard Grove, I enjoyed watching them slid back and forth bashing into each other though; clearly not enjoying the ride.

After they got off we got on the Cha-cha, I ended up getting the middle between Sammi and Jal which proved to be a bad idea, although i felt bad for Smiley and Drifty who would have had more room to slid and bash into each other.

After the Cha-cha we wandered around for a bit; buying more food, then me and Sammi got paw print tattoos on our left arms, and Drifty got a dragon i think, on her arm instead.

Then the group split up and Jal, Smiley and Drifty wandered off and Sammi and I went to look at earrings later Drifty joined us and i loved her bored expression as Sammi studied each individual piece of jewelery.

After that Drifty and I wandered around for a while then joined the others to watch the fireworks, which were really good this year, I especially liked it when one firework when wrong and hit near someone on the left of the oval near the car park.

The car trip home was fun too, Jal was shooting bubbles out the window from the front and i was catching them from the middle row behind him.

After we had dropped Sammi, Drifty and Jal off me and Smiley started mucking around and singing in the car, so yeah twas a fun night

We are going to see New Moon when it comes out next month, and we wanted Smiley to watch Twilight  cause he hadn’t seen it yet.

We all arrived at Sammi’s house around the same time, and we wandered around her house for a bit before we started the movie.

While we were watching the movie we got pizza, and we had to keep stopping the movie to talk, in the end it took us 3 hours to watch a 2 hour movie, which was a bit annoying.

After the movie Sammi’s parents took us up to Cold Rock to get ice cream, i got lemon sorbet with nerds and gummy bears which tasted um… interesting.

After Cold Rock we dropped Smiley home and Timbo94 played music in the car, we also past the Evil Greenwood sign and the RSPCA TWICE!!!! , over all it was a really fun night, and the duck and the horse aren’t dead peoples.